Monday, August 28, 2006

Adventures of Sir Terry and his girls.

So, as these things come to happen, and no one really knows exactly HOW they come to happen they just do...I guess. So It just so happened that Sir Terry took his lovely and loveable wife and his two anyoying, bratty daughters out for a walk, and his hound dog came along too. The foursome and the dog, walked all over the country side over hill and around hills and down hills and up hills and becide hills and so on and so fourth and the like. It seemed like a long walk, but it wasn't really. Not really. Soon they came to the royal horse stables where they looked out on the field and watched the magestic movement of the royal horses as they mosied on around the meadow type area and ate grass and other weedy plant things. Then they went on to see the donkeys and the royal stock of phesants and geese, and then they came to the end of the laneway where a large iron gate opens into a cemetary. One of Sir Terry's daughters punched the younger daughter in the arm and said, "will not we walk around the cemetary for a bit, please sir?" and the other daughter punched the younger daughter back twice.
And Sir Terry answered, "No, of course not are you quite insane young lady person?"
"Are you scared sire?" asked the younger daughter.
"Lets go home." was his only reply.
And so the band began the march home, the daughters leading the way, punching eachother untill their arms felt like raw meat, and Sir Terry and his wife holding hands and chatting casually and commenting on the houses they passed. And the hound dog determindly guarded her lady's heel. Then everyone frose suddenly at the sight of the giant man freezing sight of a jack rabbit which stood just to the right of the path through the hills. And it happened to be quite chilly that evening, so unfortuneately the foursom plus dog were utterly stuck frozen there for two days when it finally warmed up and they went to their nice warm home and decided to forget it ever happened. And so everyone went on with their lives like it never happend and lived very happily ever after.
The End.

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