Piroticmusical: Alloneword

Right so there's, like, this pirate....(gal or guy??) (michelle says: I like chicken...guy) right so this like, pirate, was like, a like, guy. and his name was....( name??) (one eye'd bob) right, so his name was ONE EYED BOB and he was from new zealand (cuz they have really cool accents there) and he was in a musical called the "The teapot is alive with the sound of death" and it's a romantic-comedy by: Michelly Paton who was really bored during mathclass one day last month during science. And tEssa was eating a piece of chicken at the computer. So One Eyed Bob, or Taco - as they called him there...at the art show at the pizza parlor around three o-clock in da morning. So Taco, was playing the part of the teapot's father, tommy in da play, and he had to rememberize (that's such a cool word aint it?!) (It's more wonderfuller than da staws.) his mom's phone numer. HER name is Drunk-anapple-jooseinda-merninkof-threeoconkdayeer-offifve Teeno-One. And his sistersname is Tinkerbella, but she died of a bad decision some hundred years befro this story ever was decided on to be a story so she comes up alot, but no one really knows why. ... (wuts the name of this story Michelly?) (well, this is a romantic-lite-comedy...and his nickname is taco, hmm....and he's a pirate in a play in a pizza parlor, and we're completely off topic..) (did you guys even have a topic??) (I went to bed at two last night and I'm not tired!) (Tess if you're tired, go to bed! I'm gonna stay up here and party all night!) (guys don't talk so fast it's hard to keep up!) (Anyway, back to the title...) (ok this is weird guys!!) (OH! I got it! Piroticmusical: Alloneword) (can we doo something more exciting now?) (what can be more exciting than writin a nonsencical story to a person I don't even know?!) So like, in the art show inthe pizza parlor, he was getting married, but he didn't really know cuz he THOT he was in a musical, but he ended up lik, getin like, hitched to like, this chick Roseina Winebottle, who's a mosquito from Koboki - the planet of jusdepommes, which is somewhere undiscovered so far...
(To be continued)