The Ontario news report

Skater Chicks

2007-08-26T14:24:00.001-07:00

So like, I'm aware that no one ever looks at my bloggpages anymore, but wutever. That's your issue not mine! Tess and I bought skateboards today...well techinically I bought both boards, but Tess still owes me for it so soon she will buy it off me....ANYway, we've been practicing for the last three hours since we bought them and it's raelly fun so far. We couldn't find any damage controll at the store, so we cut up some old clothes and mad our own padding. The store only had little kiddy helmets and the boys' helmets didn't fit us so...well we just wore hats and hoped we wouldn't fall on our heads. I'm the only one who's fallen.... so far and i fell on my butt, it was fun. it's how we learn right? Anyway, that's our new hobby and we get to spend time together too...which will help us get along more right...? well...thought id let yall know...not that anyone ever reads this anyway. Lovu.

latest news

2007-08-19T15:08:00.000-07:00

hey everyone who's prolly given up reading this ever cuz I havn't had anything to report and im sorry. the latest news is here if you care to read it :
http://vampirepiratechick.blogspot.com/

The Window...

2007-07-09T09:48:00.000-07:00

The NOT SO SECRET Window... or, THE LONG FORGOTTEN WINDOW.
It's a window ok... you get it.
(Written by Michelle and SarahH)

Well, it looks like its been there a while. Michelle spotted it while her and Sarah were eating in the barn at a strange relative's place.

Strangely enuf, they're not sure exactly why they were eating in the barn. It's really rather spooky and it smells like machinery... And theres an odd looking cabinet becide an old fridge with the word "BONEY" written across it. Curious. Very Curious. Michelle and Sarah opened it, but there weren't any skeletons or treasure or anything that looked like it might belong to Napoleon in there.

But there were voices in the barn...
That only Michelle could here. They told her about a man (they called him the suicidal farmer) who hung himself from a green tractor. He is said to haunt the barn. When Michelle told Sarah, she didn't believe her.

But Sarah could here the barn creaking and the chain abover her head, which hung from the rafter, swayed as if something were on the end of it, even tho there was no wind inside the barn.

Even after hearing this, Sarah still did not believe Michelle about the voices.

Not even after the door to the mysterious cabinet slammed shut while they reached for one of the documents inside did Sarah believe Michelle. But then, after that happened, SarahH and Michelle stepped back one step, then two, then a ladder fell behind them and the tripped over it and fell.

And Michelle heard the voices again...
The voices told her to look closely at the window.

Strangely enough the window they had spotted earlier was the only window in the building. And it wasn't even IN the wall. It was more leaning against it the wall. They glanced in the window, but they didn't see anything until Michelle remembered that the voices had told her to look CLOSELY soo... Michelle stepped closer and squinted at her reflection in the window for a minute, then stepped back, frightful, and exclaimed, "OMG!" (which is like her favorite thing to say.)

To be continued...

Tessa's poem that doesn't rhyme

2007-06-16T06:57:00.000-07:00

(dictated by Tess, written by SarahH)
(YOu gotta read this with an English accent or it wont make sence) lol
There was a man
And a woman
Who kissed
And there was no spark
Although they could have sworn the felt something...
Maybe it was the cool breeze of the summer day
Maybe it was the chill of discustingNess running up their spine
The time was almost midnight
And the woman had to run back the the castle
In bare feet
If she did not return in time
Prince Charming would question her
And she couldn't lie to her beloved husband.
But the Blacksmith
Whom she had kissed
Chased after her
Back to the castle
Where there he saw the woman
Being hugged be Prince Charming
So he pulled out his dagger
And stabbs hisself in da heart
Fell to his knees
and the woman rushed to his side as he died.

As she wept
Prince Charming had a thought!
"I must cut off this blacksmith's head to save my kingdom, and more importantly, me!"
Prince Charming then cuts off the blacksmith dude's head.
The woman, in horror grabbs the dagger (from the blacksmith's corps) and stabbs Prince Charming thoughtlessly
AND THEN noticing what she had done,
She the withdrew the blade from her husband's heart and stabbs herself.
With no one there to cut off her head, she becomes a vampire
And the end of the kingdom is nigh.

THE END of my non-rhyming, depressing, nonsensical poem.
Sock! stupid sock you!
The end of your time being on my foot is nigh!
OH! Is this thing still on??
Is the writer still writing??!
Hey! Hey, oo write this -

Piroticmusical: Alloneword

2007-03-03T19:53:00.000-08:00

Right so there's, like, this pirate....(gal or guy??) (michelle says: I like chicken...guy) right so this like, pirate, was like, a like, guy. and his name was....( name??) (one eye'd bob) right, so his name was ONE EYED BOB and he was from new zealand (cuz they have really cool accents there) and he was in a musical called the "The teapot is alive with the sound of death" and it's a romantic-comedy by: Michelly Paton who was really bored during mathclass one day last month during science. And tEssa was eating a piece of chicken at the computer. So One Eyed Bob, or Taco - as they called him there...at the art show at the pizza parlor around three o-clock in da morning. So Taco, was playing the part of the teapot's father, tommy in da play, and he had to rememberize (that's such a cool word aint it?!) (It's more wonderfuller than da staws.) his mom's phone numer. HER name is Drunk-anapple-jooseinda-merninkof-threeoconkdayeer-offifve Teeno-One. And his sistersname is Tinkerbella, but she died of a bad decision some hundred years befro this story ever was decided on to be a story so she comes up alot, but no one really knows why. ... (wuts the name of this story Michelly?) (well, this is a romantic-lite-comedy...and his nickname is taco, hmm....and he's a pirate in a play in a pizza parlor, and we're completely off topic..) (did you guys even have a topic??) (I went to bed at two last night and I'm not tired!) (Tess if you're tired, go to bed! I'm gonna stay up here and party all night!) (guys don't talk so fast it's hard to keep up!) (Anyway, back to the title...) (ok this is weird guys!!) (OH! I got it! Piroticmusical: Alloneword) (can we doo something more exciting now?) (what can be more exciting than writin a nonsencical story to a person I don't even know?!) So like, in the art show inthe pizza parlor, he was getting married, but he didn't really know cuz he THOT he was in a musical, but he ended up lik, getin like, hitched to like, this chick Roseina Winebottle, who's a mosquito from Koboki - the planet of jusdepommes, which is somewhere undiscovered so far...
(To be continued)

2007-01-21T12:06:00.000-08:00

These are my blog comments for art.

2007-01-17T05:49:00.001-08:00

Graphic novel.
Did you use photos or drawings or both to create your graphic novel?I tried to use both photos and drawings in my graphic novel. But I ended up using mostly photos. How did you incorporate the psychology of font into your text?I tried to be consistant with the font. I know that in the past I have used too many fonts in projects and, this time i wanted to stay simple and avoid confusion. How did you consider communication of a clear storyline using anchor images and layout styles for each of the pages? I did consider the communication of a clear story line, unfortunately, in 5 pages, I was unable to show an entire story, it's unfortunate there isn't a class for just this project on it's own. That'd be sweet. Then we could write a real long graphic novel! anyway. I tried my best to establish the begining of my story which has to eventually end in 'to be continued' and I say eventually because I was unfortunately unable to complete the project. But I would really like to complete it in the future for my own amusement.How did you incorporate original ideas and creativity into your piece? I encorporated my originale ideas of drawings inthe title, first, second, and fourth page. I wasn't able to do my original idea of hand sketching all the backgrounds, however I was able to manipulate the photographs to make them look more like my drawing style. Describe what the most important elements and principles of design were in your work and how you used the power of the program.I used the power of the program to suck the colour out of the photographs and i used the 'posterise' filter to make some photographs appear less lifelike.

Installation art
What idea did you present? I presented my locker with verious relevent objects in it.
How did you communicate your idea in a site specific way? I created my idea in a specific way by taking examples of my life to demonstrate the life of an average teenager my age. I also stated my theory on the door.
What materials did you use? I used a variety of materials including school work, artwork, a magazine, a microphone, my starbucks mugs, the josh box, and many maganets I have made myself.
Did the audience understand what you were communicating? I think generally the audience was very keen on what I was trying to comunicate. They even caught some of the themes within the theme.
How would you improve your installation if given the opportunity? No I wouldn't improve on this project given the opportunity. I think it turned out awsome. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Post Secondary in Media Art
Niall Collins
What did Niall have to say about the professors, assignments and lifestyle at Sheridan College? Niall said that professures expected alot, assignments were expected to be completed on his own mac computer, all assingments have to be Mac compatable. Lifestly is enjoyable, but also revolves alot around assinments.
What program is he taking and what aespects of the program is he most interested in? Niall was taking a programme more related to the graphic design and animation end of things. How do people get hired by companies like Pixar right from the college? There are scouts from Pixar who come and hire all the graduates at the end of the year.
What Photoshop tools did Niall review / teach you? Nial showed us how to play with the fonts, how to use the masking...
What did Niall say about copyright issues at the college/university level? Nial said that copyright was a BIG issue and that it's miportant not to copy, imitate or do anything remotely like what's already been done. Everything must be original.
What are your impressions of Sheridan College? My impression of sheridan college is that it's a fun place where you get to do fun things for the sake of learning and creating.
Rebecca Zimmer
What did Rebecca say about the professors, assignments and lifestyle at the Ontario College of Art and Design? Rebecca said that the professors were demanding, the assignments were enjoyable, but her lifestyle revolves around her school work.
What program is she taking and what degrees did she already have going in? Rebecca is taking a programe related to the visual art design area of things.
Describe Rebecca's style of art or themes. Rebecca's style, i think is communicate what she sees the way that she sees it. Her work isn't busy or overwhelming.
What did Rebecca say about copyright issues at the college/university level? Rebecca said that copyright was a big issue and it's very important ot use your own work.
What are your impressions of The Ontario College of Art and Design? The Ontario college of Art and Design sounded like a good schoool . Formal, proper education, more geared towards the physical drawing and painting of things. Likely a fun atmosphere. and a good learning environment.

idk

2007-01-13T18:40:00.000-08:00

My sox

2006-12-30T05:21:00.000-08:00

Check out these socks. They were my favorite socks. I wore them every weekend pretty much and sometimes over the week...I made them last for an entire year. Patching and repatching and patching the patches and repatching the patches... It was a never ending cylcel. I had to pretty much patch them every other week. This picture of my socks were taken on Christmas day of this year. The day they became a whole year old. When I found I got a new pair of socks at Grama Paton's that day, I put those ones on and tried to throw these ones out. How they escaped that big green bag I suppose I'll never know. lol.

Student of the month

2006-12-21T06:41:00.000-08:00

So ya, I got called down to the office with 15 other kids today. I got a certificate that says I was nominated student of the month by Mrs. Eftatheau who is my fashion teahcer. She says I put good effort into my portfolio responces.... anyway. Just wanted to say. There's a picture they take of the group of student of the month students. And it goes in the NEWSPAPER. So if anyone happens to pic up an Ingersoll Times paper for next week. They will see. I'm standing on the far right side in the front. That is all I have to say about that.
Thankyou.

Gotta Job

2006-12-14T11:42:00.000-08:00

Hey all ye dudes! I gots a job I does! I'm a janitor. I'm an office/bathroom/kitchen-lunchroom cleaner for Horizon Maintance, and I clean three main spaces in a sheet metal factory by Cami called Metal One. So yah. Thot I'd lett y'all know. And yeh, me arms are sore from mopping already and I've only been on the job twice. It took three and a half hours yesterday. But I'm still learning. Have to be very picky about finger prints and such. Have to wear safety galsses so I don't get vinigar and other chemical in my eyes. Gotta wear a hard hat too, but I don't really think it'll really protect me if one of those giant rolls of sheet metal fall on me. I'll just have to be careful. I like the job so far. But today I'm really tired. If i get home early tonight I'm sooooo going strait to bed. Apparently i really need sleep after working. Cuz i'm so very tired! so yah. That's all I gota say about that. love you all!
SarahH

We finally got snow!!

2006-12-09T09:14:00.000-08:00

Caughta Mousey

2006-11-22T04:55:00.000-08:00

This is the second mouse caught in the trap under my desk in 24 hours. This one I heard tho cuz the trap snapped at 4:30am this morning and startled me out of a dreem and then I heard him twitching for a minute and then it was quiet for the rest of the night. Pulling this guy out from under my desk was really freeky for me cuz The dead thing just stares at you with those dead, beady eyes. I had a nightmare about it last night after I fell back to sleep. I don't know what it is but I'm just cringing at the thought of the thing. Picking up dead squirrels by the tale was no problem, but picking up the trap with a pair of pliers was really freeky for me... I guess I was scaared it wasn't really dead, and it would bite me or something. gross! well, I'm glad I got that off my chest. Maybe I can forget about it now...Maybe not... eww!
Love ya'll!
SarahH

sketchy

2006-11-13T06:33:00.000-08:00

Just when they thought they destroyed all the evidence.

2006-11-08T04:51:00.000-08:00

the BRUTAL murder of Paton Manor Punkins

2006-11-07T07:08:00.000-08:00

My Punkin

2006-11-03T16:50:00.000-08:00

Yesterday's test art

2006-11-01T05:34:00.000-08:00

Deconstruction poetry assignment

2006-10-23T05:19:00.000-07:00

Hero

2006-10-18T05:45:00.000-07:00

sunshine...you make me happy when clouds are grey...lalala la la...

2006-10-14T06:12:00.000-07:00

Clute!

2006-10-12T16:01:00.000-07:00

This is little cousin Patience.

This is a drawing that I drew.

This was a test piece and mine was the best.

2006-10-11T06:23:00.000-07:00

At least that's what Garner said.
I got the gummie bear prize. I can't tell you waht kind of gummy bears they are tho, cuz the lable is German, and I can't type the accents.

Ahhh! Too much knowledge!

2006-10-10T06:32:00.000-07:00

see. big head with lots of knowledge. lol. scary

This is my book cover.

Hey! everyone, check out Tessa's site! She updated it!

recent...

2006-10-10T04:53:00.000-07:00

I Got Honour Roll!!!

2006-10-06T17:29:00.000-07:00

CHECK ME OUT!
Am i good? Or am I good? This is SOOOO sweet.
This makes grad 10 my only year without this "honour roll" thing.
I'm sooo happy!!!
I'm SAMRT!
Yes, well thank you for letting me roll in it.
Love you all!
SarahH -> Honour Roll Student

Christopher's wish list...

2006-10-04T13:14:00.000-07:00

This is Christopher with his eyes closed.
THis is Christopher's student card for this year.
And this is Christopher and his pals. (Tyler and Quin. Quin is the dude with the long twerly hair)

>PS2 games - POTC
- Starwars battlefront #1
- Lego starwars
- champions of norrath
- champions return to arms
- soul callibre #3
- splinter cell chaos theory
> Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards
> Lego - ninja
- starwars
> remote control...something
> and a basket ball.
> (and Josh wants Fire Emblem for Game Boy advanced SP)

Joshua's wish list...

2006-10-04T13:10:00.000-07:00

( This is what Josh's list looked like originally.)

> Jell pens
> Remote controll car
> Magnet sheets
> lots of stickers
> Sticker books
> mini class cups
> keychains
> Yu-Gi-Oh! cards
> Pokemon cards
> gameboy Advanced SP games - Increadibles 2
- POTC
- Pokemon ruby
- I can't remember the name...
> a soccer ball
> Crash for PS2
>and a basket ball
And that's it.
Thanks!
No wait, I thought of something.
>A nintendo DS.
k bye

Today was quite eventful...

2006-09-29T12:24:00.000-07:00

Incase you didn't happen to read the title of this entry, Today was quite eventfull.
I woke up this morning and forgot to do the things I'd thought I'd wanted to do this morning last night.
does that even make sence??
ANYWAY,
I eventually made it to school where,
whilst i was scanning some of my recent doodlings onto the compluter,
I learnt that one of my fellow classmates has just yesterday lost her daddy
heart attack.
SO...
I've been thinking of my dearest daddy all day.
Then after like an hour and a half,
I came home,
chatted with mum - oh excuse me I have to take a pill
HI I'm back.
- and read some more of this book I'm reading, and then I sang allong to this CD that I had that mum likes and bothered Christopher's freind Quin (by casually glancing in his general direction.) (he's weird) and chatted a bit with my friend Brandi, and then I went to school again and played with a sewing machine. And then Kristine and Lindsay and I FINISHED our fabulous, FANTASTIC showcase desplay and It was TOTALY, Terrifically awsome.
It was VERY exciting.
YOU have NO idea!
Then I came home and read my last blog to Christopher.
He laughed.
By the way. I didn't mean to be boring or obsessive about myself, but I wanted to communicate how I felt to the whole world at the time, and I was feeling a bit crazy.
I usually do feel a bit silly and crazy when I'm writing And I usually have nothing to say on these blogs unless I talk about my self or somehting that happened to me. Did I mention we watched bring it on when we got home from school?
Christopher and I watched.
He found it amusing.
So ammusing he's even intereasted in watching the beginning.
(we just caught the end of it)
Anyway, I better got going.
I'm neglecting my brothers.
Love you all!
Hope I didn't bore you all to death with this atrocious blog entry.
lol

SarahH

Swallow!

2006-09-28T07:01:00.000-07:00

I don't know why I'm thinking swallow.
I'm not having trouble swallowing.
I suppose it's because my lip is swollen and "swallow" sounds alot better than "swollen"...?
It's also a song.
Anyway...
I woke up this morning and the left half of my top lip was all swollen.
Pain is minimal I havn't taken any killers today...yet.
My lip is jsut poofy. My gums a little too.
I'm hoping it's just part of the healing process.
Or maybe I'm haivng a illergic reaction to the "inert" rubber substance they shoved up in there.
UNlikely! HHEHAHAHA.
I'm feeling crazy today.
I'm so insane!
I hope Gardner doesn't think I was being snarky in my responces to the questions one her blog. For school, everyone has to respond a comment to the questions she posts. The crazyness had already sunk in by the time I started to respond, so I couldn't stop myself from putting down what i did. I was trying to be dramatic at the time. The question was: "What frustrated you on this assignment?" and my answer was: " I wasn't frustrated. did you see me being frustrated?? That's a lie. I wasn't frustrated you can't prove it! lol." So I hope she doesn't take that as being snarky.
I meant it to be silly.
I'm still swollen.
In case you were interested.
It's like the left portion of my face from my top lip to just below my left eye.
Funny how little it hurts. Unless I press on it.
Then it hurts.
It's supposed to rain all week AGAIN!
Can you believe it?? Rain! AGAIN!
It's been the same forcast for like three weeks already.
I thought puddle jumping wasn't part of this whole "fall" thing.
It's obsurd really.
Wut say you?
I'm serious. I really wanna know.
well, I'm gunna go eat now. you know.
Cya'll round!
SarahH -> Fat lip.

I'm Blue...

2006-09-28T05:50:00.000-07:00

Drinking coffee in agony!

2006-09-27T12:41:00.000-07:00

Oh agony!!
Coffee feels good, but the tooth in question doesn't.
It throbs it does.
It hurts to smile, it hurts to talk...my eye hurts, my nose hurts, my ear hurts.
It's like it's all rotted through and gone and I was stung by a bee or something.
Am I being eaten alive in there??
Pain killers they gave my only worked the first time.
I just took one like half and hour ago.
I want to rip my WHOLE JAW out and throw it...
THROW it as FAR as I can.
I want to cry about it, but I know even that will hurt.
pressure numbs the pain a bit but not enough.
It hurts to stare at things.
Hurts to think...
It sertainly didn't hurt this bad BEFORE I got this root canal.
weran't they sposed to make it better NOT worse??
ARG!!!
The pain!

Me. Distorted. Sweet. This is what I do at school.

2006-09-27T05:52:00.000-07:00

My Retainer fits now. It didn't yesterday, but it does now. I'm so heppy! Aren't you all happy, cuz I'm happy!!

2006-09-26T15:03:00.000-07:00

I mean how could you NOT be happy? that's just tooo wierd to comprehend.
I couldn't emagine NOT being happy. It'd be a sad time.
I know I havn't been the "model" happy person as of late, but it's not like I'm TRYING to be depressed. I just am sometimes. ONLY sometimes tho. NOT all the time. That's CRAZY!!
So yah, did i mention that my reatiner fits??
Ask my mom. I've been a total freek over it since I realized.
Today, after I got home from Art Club, I walked into the Dove office there and I said,
"I HAVE A PROBLEM!!"
Well, it wasn't THAT dramatic, but I was trying to be nice about it.
They put me in the chair like 20 minutes later and all my problems were solved.
Quick and painless.
They shaved the retainer a bit, shaved my tooth a bit, shaved my retainer again and WALLA!
Did'n teven hurt. Took like 6 minutes.
They're soooo nice!
THEN I walked home and hung out with mum.
Make coffee and had christmas cake and easter bread.
lol. That sounds kinda intereasting.
It was really nice tho.
All my worries are done and over with!
And you prolly thought my head would explode.
That's a crazy thought.
You shouldn't think that. EVER!
lol
I'm having fun. I hope you are too, and I'm not totally freeking you out.
I don't mean to freek you out.
REALLY!
Hey, my pirate name is: Mad Mary Cash!
I'll let you go.
cya!

I Survived!

2006-09-25T14:40:00.000-07:00

So I jsut got back from the detist you know and my tooth
was successfully disected and filled with the 'inert' rubber substancey stuff
and they put cement around that and filling material over top of that, so my tooth is totally DEAD now! I was totally freeking out as you should already know from my last post.
And I got mum to hold my hand the whole time, although she didn't really want to watch.
She's the best mum ever! I'm glad she was there. She's so sweet. I know she never wants
to have a root canell ever now cuz she's totally freeked after watching mine, but I'm glad she was there. I don't know wut I woulda done.
I really needed her!
She's the best.
She said she felt kinda sick. And I was so freeked that I started crying.
but you know the x-rays looked worse than it really was and I got to look at all
the tools they used and they explained what they did with them and all that.
Most of the time I couldn't get over how I couldn't feel the left half of my nose.
but it went ok accept when they had to heat up the pokey thing and burn some
of the cement away. That wasn't pleasent. Neither was the needly part at the begining.
But NOW my worst fears have been realized - my retainer doesn't fit!!
Wut am I going to do people!!!
It's the worst thing that could ever happen! well, so far as my mouth situation goes.
I have only ever slept without my retainer ONCE since I got it and that was way over a year ago.
HOW AM I GOING TO SLEEP!
my second concern is that my teeth can move ALOT in one day.
How much could they move in a couple of weeks??
I REALLY don't wanna find out. REALLY REALLY not.
I'm like really having a worry attack or something.
WUT AM I GUNNA DO!!!
AHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHAHH
AHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH
AHAHHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHGHGHHG
AHHGHGHAHHAHAHHHGA
HHGHAHHAHGAHHGHARG!!
(sigh)
Mum doesn't have any noodles...
I can feel my nose again! YAY!
well. I should prolly go.
I feel much better now.
Thanx!

OWW!!

2006-09-25T12:17:00.000-07:00

Oww! I'm drinking coffee again.
I just got home from school.
I say oww cuz I got fillings last week and my teeth are really sencitive still.
Mostly to hot things.
Like drinking cold water is nothing. Drinking coffee HURTS!
I really wanted to talk about something else tho.
I'm getting a root canal today!
I'm taking mum with me to hold my hand.
I'm SCARED!!
Last week, my fillings hurt when the doc put them in.
I wished then that I had someone to hold my hand.
I needed to squeeze something. you know??
So I'm taking mum with me today.
Hopefully it wont hurt.
But does dentists pulling the insides of your tooth sound like it WONT be painfull??
I don't think so!
The tooth doesn't hardly botherme anyway!
They should pay more attention to the tooth they didn't fill that REALLY bothers me!!
Really!
They said there are only stains there tho.
I wouldn't agree.
I saw the pictures they took.
I take that tooth apart and fill it quick.
It really does bother me. Like when I eat cereal in the morning.
PAINFULL!
well, it's not that bad. Maybe lowercase painfull.
I gota brush my teeth now and go.

Little Joshifine

2006-09-24T16:06:00.000-07:00

This is what happens when Josh lets grandma play with his hair.

Tash, this is as close as I could get him to pig tales for you.

In Memory of John the Snowman...

2006-09-24T15:51:00.000-07:00

Hey, I was just puttn some pix on a disk for at school this week and I found these pix from January and remembered I didn't get to post our last snow man. Tess and I built him. We called him John and this is the only pix we got of him. Hopefully our next snowman pix wont look half this depressing. but anyway...

In Memory of Snowman John...

You can see his carrot nose there and his cute little twiggy arms. We even built him a house, but it kinda... melted. It was devistating for him, as you can tell. lol.

Love ya'll!

NO! I finished reading that book I was reading and now I don't wanna read anymore!!!!!...........

2006-09-24T13:24:00.000-07:00

I just put some water on the stove for tea.
How you all doing?
I have been bummed out all weekend. Well, that's not really true.
I've had a great weekend accept that I finnished my book that I was reading and now, I don't really want to read any of the other books on my list because That one that I read was SOOO good that I'm scared the others wont be as good as the one that I just read (don't say a word - Barbara Freethy).
It's raining AGAIN by the way.
Some dude across the street is mowing his lawn.
It was even quite difficult to finally finish reading that AWSOME book because mum kept grabbing it away from me and I had like 5 pages left and I'd read two and she'd grab it away again! It was so frustrating at the time because I wanted to finish and find out wether Alex would come back for Julia or just bugger off like a jerk.
Terry is looking for his sandalls.
I did actually start reading a book the Penwithe Curse or something. I don't like it so far because it takes place in 1274 and when these guys start talking about women it's like they have no respect for them wutsoever and it sucks. You're like reading a conversation between the king and Sir Bishop (who's NOT a Bishop, that's just his name) and they're talking about the chick at Penwithe and they call her a witch and wutever and it's like she doesn't get a say in who she is supposed to marry. Everyone who does marry her dies and that's where the curse part comes in, and She tells everyone not to marry her because she is cursed, but they all think she's crazy cuz they dont' believe in curses. So they marry her husband's arent very nice to her they jsut like TELL her what she can and cannot do while they are married to her and like half an hour later they're dead. She's now like and 18 year old widow who's gone through 4 husbands in 4 years and never spent more than an evening married to them. So the king sends this Sir Bishop Dude to marry the chick and end the curse...he's scared he's gonna die and she wont give him a chance...it's really dumb really. And it's not as good as that other book I was talking about.
It really frustrates me that there is no respect there for the females in this book.
It bothers me to no end.
You have no Idea.
Women in Sparta at the time had it better off. Those chicks had it made.
Anyway. I'm not crazy. You are.
lol. just kidding around. I'm bored at the moment.
I guess I'm gunna do drink my tea now.
Nice talking to you.
Have a good rest of the weekend!!
SarahH

HEY DUDES!!

2006-09-22T11:58:00.000-07:00

HEY dudes.

dadada DA....dadadada daaaaaa da da da da de de dum...

Hey, I'm sitting here drinking coffee.

Just got home from school you know. Tough stuff.

Gotta learn about art and fashion.

It's almost like not going to school at all.

Well, accept for sometimes being board but that's usually in the afternoon when no one wants to work and all you can really do is doodle.

I love doodling.

I like reading too.

But I don't read at school.

I've never been yelled at for doodling.

I've been yelled at for reading tho.

(don't get caught reading at school - outside of english)

I'm listening to 80s music.

mum's radio, not mine.

Any way, I've been reading this REALLY GREAT book,

And I'm gonna go finish reading it now.

It's really sad that I'm almost done.

It's a good book and it's ending.

Wut if the next book I read isn't as good??

I'm scared!

Anyway. I'm goona goo.

Love ya'll!

The Pilot's Daughter (SarahH)

wishy list thingy...

2006-09-19T06:50:00.000-07:00

We're all sposed to make one, although it just gets harder and harder to think of what kinds of things I could possibly want/need becides a trip to Manitoba for March break or a Dell notebook. I'm actually pretty content, but it sounds like this list is a requirement...so I'll make one, but next year I'm 18 so I don't have to do this little kid wishlist stuff anymore do i? let me know. Anyway here I go. ummmmmmm.....

> movies? - I love movies you know.
-Pirates of the Caribbean Dead man's Chest is a must have for me at the moment for obvios reasons - I'm a pirate freek and that movie was AWSOME!!.
-Mirror mask was also like one of the best movies I've ever seen. we rented that one for a week and we watched it like everyday. I loved it! It was soo abstract.
-Road to Eldorado - that's still one of my favorites.
- Chicken little - That was an awsome movie. It just goes to show that NOTALL little kids like us are completely insane. cuz we're not! I keep telling you but no one ever believes me! I'm just the crazy insane person who sits in the corner and doodles all day. Don't believe anything I say! I'm crazy! lol.

>Pens - always up for pens... i use alot of my pens up you know. I'm running out of black on my liquid pen that's my last liquid black pen! and I got it for christmas like two years ago. I had three so it took me a while to use them all up you know. but now I'm running out!

>Music- I love music ALOT, but I don't listen to anything in particular. I don't reall have a favorite, but I'm always up for something new as long as it's not too jazzy or really depressing. Intense and creepy is ok, but nothing too depressing. And nothing like a little kid show - overly excited about everything, that's just WAY too creepy.

>Sox - can't go wrong with sox. I love sox. I wear them all the time. Ones I got last year are FULL of holes and have been patched so many times there's like none of the original sock left so... you know...sox are good. bright colours and all as ling as they're not like a bright neon purple.

>Scarf!- I need a scarf people! I've decided I don't wanna wear that bright neon yellow one I have to school so I really need a nice fashionable scarf. long and warm. I don't have any hair around my neck so I need something too keep me warm.

>A Skate board. I've been wanting a skate board idk. I think a new hobby would be cool. mum doesn't approve, but oh well. Mum and Terry, if you want me to stop asking for a skate board, buy us that Photoshop 7.0 program so we can have some fun with photographs and such ok?!

well, that's all I can come up with people. sorry there isn't much, but ya'll know me, so... I just hope I can manage to spend time with everyone this year and you all should have a very happy time all the time, cuz being sad sucks and being so-so is boring and being angry is stressfull and being grumpy gets dull so I just want you all to be happy. That's what counts. Make faces at yourself in the mirror and all that goofy stuff cuz it's fun and you'll smile. I promise. That's all I have to say about that.
Happy Tuesday! Merry Christmas! Happy Birthday! Happy New Year!
SarahH

Look at me! Hi people!!

2006-09-13T14:32:00.000-07:00

It's a Bird...It's a Plane...It's Super Tessa!!

2006-09-12T06:44:00.000-07:00

Capable of flying long distances and hopping over small toad houses in a single bound!Where ever there's trouble, she'll be there...

When you need help with your homework she'll be there...(to ask all kinds of silly, annoying questions)

When there's conflict between you and your brother, she'll be there...(to side with your brother and aid in kicking your butt) She's everything any little kid wants to be when they grow up.
And she's comming for YOU!

I am soooooo HOT! lol just kidding this pic was taken on a REALLY warm day tho.

2006-09-10T08:49:00.000-07:00

I got my hair cut on September first . This is what I look like now.

The Adventures of the Traveling Nomes

2006-09-09T10:22:00.000-07:00

We recently discovered we have an abundance of nomes here at the Paton Palace. We're not yet certain how many there are yet, but we havn't done any more than observe their nature. We're almost certain that the short guy with the bally thing in his hand has obtained mystical powers and can tell the future and such. The nomes have been traveling trought the house, from island to island.

They have traveled over hills and mountains.

They have traveled through the deepest darkest jungle-forest areas on the island under banana trees and past guisers, facing the biggest most fierce giant bugs and were (un beknowest to them) stocked by man eating (but not nome eating) salt and pepper shakers.

Suprizingly, they also seemed completely un aware of the giants which swarmed all around the island most of the time, talking and laughing and having the most onderfull time. It's likely they could have thought the voices were thunder and the flashes of light from the camera could likely have been enturpreted as lightning. Perhapse they are really old and have poor eyesight? who knows? Who speaks nome language anyway?

Matthew "Pretty Boy" Paton

2006-09-09T10:19:00.000-07:00

Look familiar??

2006-08-31T12:04:00.000-07:00

Did ya'll see the pic at the bottom of this blog where there i be standin in this very kitchen cooking on this very stove??
But look in this pic, the kitchen looks soooooooooooooooooo buch better and brighter and cheerful and look again to the very bottom of this site and see the not so attractive, tacky wallpapered kitchen in which we used to cook in. Ack! What a transformation eh? We ver all very excited this morning when the two starnger dudes came in to install the countertop, pics of which will be found on mum and Terry's site (aka 'the patons' blog) mum couldn't get over it. The fact that we have a working sink in the kitchen hasn't quite fully sunk in yet, I went to the bathroom down the hall to get water to boil for soup for lunch today at noon. Mum's done that too. But she's also been playing around with the tap settings and admireing the beautiful pipes under the sink, she even discovered the edge of the sink was rough enough to file her nails on. The counter top dudes were very much set on installing the countertop to the point that they bled on the wall and didn't even clean it up! We were also quite appauled to find that they had taken most of their garbage with them and left a mess of sawdust behind! No, we weren't actually appauled. Those are just really minor things we noticed when we inspected their awsome work. WE HAVE A COUNTER TOP!!!! YAY! WHoo HOOO!!! and all the children who dwell in the Paton Palace can heave a GREAT sigh of relief that we no longer have to see or wash another dish in the bathtub upstairs. YAY! Since it is in my opinion the most horrible and horribly out of place sinario EVER!!!!!
love ya'll!

Paton Palace Oddities...

2006-08-29T15:39:00.000-07:00

It has certaintly been an eventfull day...
Tessa, Sarah, and Michelle have spent much time playing boggle. Words like naps, read, ghoul, coon, thus, bugs, jest, butt, chest, watt, yeild, and toesy ran through their minds throught the day. The day progressed to the painting of shelves, and the banging of floors, and constant yelling at three certain boys who are ALWAYS doing something irritating. Finnally it was suppertime for the Paton family. At which time the Magestic, Queen Michelle felt weird, and the young Joshua William sucked on his fingers as if they were lollypops, whilst Sir Matthew told of how he doth not wich to return to the cold climated province on Manitoba because the freezing air had caused his nostrils to adhere to eachother. Soon following that tale, Terry lost his mind, and Josh studied his potato with much scruteny in search of the just king's mind.
Supper was over when Queen Michelle and the Princess Tessa discovered that Garfield the feline cat lives next door and was - is still sitting on a large plastic box on the neighbor's deck next to the BBQ.
This concludes the news for today.
WAIT! This just in: Whilst he was stopping by the kitchen to steal some dessert, Josh confesses that he is not much fond of the sacred art of reading, and Tessa is carefully watching her presious baby toamato. Maggie suspiciously sniffs a giant metal pot while Josh tries to hit Matt with it, but fails and sets Matt tumbling down the stairs. Tessa is anxious to get out of the house, but her date never showed up. lol. No, she's just very anxious to spend time at the school grounds because she LOVES school and she misses it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. It's like she's 'evol ni' with it really.
So ya, that's all the news I have left to report...for now anyway.
Love ya'll!

Adventures of Sir Terry and his girls.

2006-08-28T06:19:00.000-07:00

So, as these things come to happen, and no one really knows exactly HOW they come to happen they just do...I guess. So It just so happened that Sir Terry took his lovely and loveable wife and his two anyoying, bratty daughters out for a walk, and his hound dog came along too. The foursome and the dog, walked all over the country side over hill and around hills and down hills and up hills and becide hills and so on and so fourth and the like. It seemed like a long walk, but it wasn't really. Not really. Soon they came to the royal horse stables where they looked out on the field and watched the magestic movement of the royal horses as they mosied on around the meadow type area and ate grass and other weedy plant things. Then they went on to see the donkeys and the royal stock of phesants and geese, and then they came to the end of the laneway where a large iron gate opens into a cemetary. One of Sir Terry's daughters punched the younger daughter in the arm and said, "will not we walk around the cemetary for a bit, please sir?" and the other daughter punched the younger daughter back twice.
And Sir Terry answered, "No, of course not are you quite insane young lady person?"
"Are you scared sire?" asked the younger daughter.
"Lets go home." was his only reply.
And so the band began the march home, the daughters leading the way, punching eachother untill their arms felt like raw meat, and Sir Terry and his wife holding hands and chatting casually and commenting on the houses they passed. And the hound dog determindly guarded her lady's heel. Then everyone frose suddenly at the sight of the giant man freezing sight of a jack rabbit which stood just to the right of the path through the hills. And it happened to be quite chilly that evening, so unfortuneately the foursom plus dog were utterly stuck frozen there for two days when it finally warmed up and they went to their nice warm home and decided to forget it ever happened. And so everyone went on with their lives like it never happend and lived very happily ever after.
The End.

Hello again!!

2006-08-26T16:12:00.001-07:00

Hello again, everyone... lots of news to share today, although, I do believe we are still a knob short in our fabulous no longer dark kitchen. I have been busy painting windows today, and reading. You know i think I'll be doing a lot of reading during the next little while because Josh's friend's mum - which is mum and Terry's freind, sent a whole big load of books for me to read since she discovered that I quite enjoy reading. So yah, I have like twenty big books to read now. But you know this very amazing thing happen, and I really didn't actually realize until like ten minutes ago. Like earier today, Terry went and turned the water off so he could fix the tap upstairs...So I walked into the bathroom upstairs and the tap up there hasn't worked in like a month, so I go to wash my hands in the tap which I ALWAYS do even tho i know the tap doesn't work, and this time water came out of the tap and it was sooooooo amazing, I almost couldn't believe it, and then I remembered that Terry had fixed it earier and it made more sence, but I was still so amazed. It was awsome. you all shoulda been there. Anyway, I just had to tell somebody. I was so excited.

Deep within the Paton Palace

2006-08-23T13:32:00.000-07:00

Once upon an afternoon dreary, there wandered the Queen Michelle in the Castle Paton of Thames Valley. She looked here and there up and down, right and left and every possible place and yet she remained knobless. That very morning when the sun was up and the cumulous clouds did float gently across the bright blue sky, Queen Michelle had venture up the street, Thames, which doth cross the river Thames, with her knob and her daughter SarahH, and sat on the bench becide the french fry vendor and happily drank coffee. Not just any coffe tho, it was of course, the queen's favorite kind. It was Tim Horton's special brew. Sarah pondered this funny name for a brif moment just now and decided that Tim aught to change his last name for it doth soundeth rather odd.
However, join us now in the kitchen tower of the Paton palace. Where I, Sarah am furiously typing the events of today and, the gracefull, beautious queen Michelle is sadly, but surely still on the search for this round black object that she had so hoped to fasten to one of her beautiful cabinet doors. Join my now in sorrow for this lost, but potentially useful objuct. Oh woe is me!
Join my now in happiness for being woeful for a long period of time is very upsetting and annurving and much less fun than being happy.
Oh what shall become of our nearly finished kitchen if the knob be not found??!!!
The balance of the world seems a little off on this day since the knob was lost. What shall become of it I wonder?? Where shall the lovely queen Michelle ever find it?? We may never know...I let you know if we do find out however. So don't pannic over there. I'm not in the habbit of making you all pannic...am i? are you pannicing??? Is your heart thump-thumping as rappidly as mine? are your fingers typing 100 miles an hour? Do your fingertips hurt from pounding on your keyboard? You should prolly see a doctor then, cuz that's not good. I should prolly stop this nonsence untill I come up with something juicy and...What is that on the windo!??! That's the weirdest looking spider I've ever seen. Looks like a spider crossed with a scorpion or something insane like that. I'm gunna go now. Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Love ya'll!

The Tales surrounding the Lasagna incident of Currie Road

2006-08-23T11:14:00.000-07:00

The Tales surrounding the Lasagna incident of Currie Road
Written by SarahH, Tessa Paton and Michelle Paton ‘the small’
Her Pants were Sauced!
It began as any ordinary day. It was one of those overcast, windy days and it was spitting rain gently when all of a sudden, the worst possible thing that could ever happen, happened. It was suppertime, and hot spicy lasagna filled everyone’s plate. Everyone was enjoying their meals, stuffing their faces happily with the odd conversation between bites. When all of a sudden there was a blood-curdling screech. Everyone was horrified. Every eye turned towards the traumatized victim and the ONLY eye witness spilled her story:
“Well, it was the most horrible thing ever!!” Said she, in tears. “She went to take another bite of her lasagna and then, I heard the most horrified scream from the lasagna…!”
The lasagna was said to have screamed: “Help me! I don’t want to be eaten!” and then promptly attacked the victim viciously. The victim then, in self-defense, stabbed it with her fork. And once the lasagna was efficiently vanquished, she noticed she had not escaped the battle unscathed. There was sauce on her pants!
But this was not the end, no! It was only the beginning, for there was more horror yet to come….and they didn’t even know it…yet.

She was Trying to Strangle her Sister when…
They were deep in epic conversation over the supper meal when one of them took a bite of lasagna and was momentarily possessed with sudden anger towards her sister. Being mad at her sister, she raised her arms in utter rage and went to enclose them tightly around her sister’s neck when; when the sister screamed, horrified: “Don’t touch me! There’s sauce on your hands, don’t get sauce in my beautiful golden locks!” At the world ‘golden-locks’, she (the angry attacker) jumped back and fell over her chair in horror of what she had been going to do, and what she saw on her hands. She screamed, “Why!?” and broke into tears at the sight.
And the sister joined in the shrieks and pointed (although it’s no really polite to do so, but who cares) at the strangler who was her sister and blubbered (cuz that’s a funny word) “Thou hath sauce on thy brand new shirt.”
Lightning split the suddenly black sky and lit everyone’s pale, traumatized faces.
But that, even, was still not the end of their saucy troubles. Dum dum DAH!

Saucy Fingers on the was to Child’s Mouth!…
Supper progressed as it usually did, you know… Everyone was cheerfully eating lasagna (still) and the little child had not yet touched her cereal. Concerned step relative attempted to help the child. Witness said she (step relative) said, “Here comes the airplane,” and tried to drive a pretzel into the adorable child’s mouth, when the witness’s cousin screamed, “you have sauce on your fingers!” The concerned step relative then let the pretzel fall short of the child’s mouth, hitting the deck with an unusual, but suiting loudness and opened her mouth to scream, but nothing more than a whimper came out. The child was somewhat relieved she wouldn’t be made to eat anything, but didn’t understand what was going on. You could have cut the tension with a knife, or a spoon if you really tried. The witness rose to her feet and jumped up and down in circles and screeched at the top of her lungs: “How could this happen to her?! She was so young!” and then they all drove off into the sunset towards the dry cleaners.
The End.

(None of the nameless were severely harmed during the production of these tales.)

Thank you for reading.

:)

2006-05-29T16:51:00.000-07:00

Sweet. Ya, so this is me. I'm in the process of cooking up something to say. Just wanted to see if this blog thing was hard.